I would hate to be deaf but could handle being blind. Deaf folks go dumb also (can't hear their own voices)., [299] views, [1] comments, [4] votes

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain., [152] views, [0] comments, [0] votes

You can plan how long most subway trips will take by multiplying the total number of stops by two minutes and adding five minutes for every time you change trains., [137] views, [0] comments, [0] votes

Always live East of where you work. That way when you drive to work in the morning the sun will be at your back; same in the evening when you drive home., [147] views, [1] comments, [2] votes

MySpace is an abomination. Does anyone other than teeniy boppers make any use of it?, [148] views, [0] comments, [0] votes

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...but I don't know why., [160] views, [0] comments, [2] votes

There will be no Web 3.0, only more of the same., [156] views, [0] comments, [0] votes

Unless your TV is 32inches or larger you won't be able to distinguish between 720p and 1080p in High Definition content., [146] views, [0] comments, [2] votes